Aquata92

 "What are you doing?" "I think…I finally figured out percentages." "We learnt those in the third grade." "Yeah, but we always complained that we'd never use them in real life." "And you know how to use them in real life now?" "Eighty four percent." "What's that?" "That's the percentage of how many basketball matches you lost to me when we were kids." "That's not fair! You're taller than me!" "Fifty two percent." "Is that how much taller than me you are?" "No. That's the percentage of times you speak out of turn and get into trouble for it." "Very funny." "Twenty three percent." "Let me guess, that's how much I annoy you?"